In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.
Jesus I envy that relationship.
this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”.
My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.
i love all of your moms
When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.
That last story is worth reblogging
Dog with a heart of gold
I am just one trans person in a world of multiple trans people *rainbow arms*
When someone unfollows me I take it very personally.
I’m saying is it porn you wanteverytime i lose a follower from now on :D
I ask this … Every time.
Lily loveless is perfection.
Hahahaha, this is me ;D
A Day To Remember
I don’t care what you say, this is the greatest thing a go pro has ever filmed.
youre gonna look so godamn cool
“Drogon,” she sang out loudly, sweetly, all her fear forgotton,
“D r a c a r y s.”
"so what are you up to?"