oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

awwww-cute:

Dog with a heart of gold

awwww-cute:

Dog with a heart of gold

jalexgifcafe:

I am just one trans person in a world of multiple trans people *rainbow arms*

jalexgifcafe:

I am just one trans person in a world of multiple trans people *rainbow arms*

hales-colt:

joanne-and-deans-bacon:

hho-hhe:

When someone unfollows me I take it very personally.

I’m saying is it porn you wanteverytime i lose a follower from now on :D

I ask this … Every time.

rose-and-luna:

Lily loveless is perfection.

if someone ever falls in love with me i will literally die of shock

danielprace:

Hahahaha, this is me ;D

lookatmeimafake:

welcumer:

A Day To Remember

I don’t care what you say, this is the greatest thing a go pro has ever filmed.

lookatmeimafake:

welcumer:

A Day To Remember

I don’t care what you say, this is the greatest thing a go pro has ever filmed.

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

stormbornvalkyrie:

“Drogon,” she sang out loudly, sweetly, all her fear forgotton,

                                                  “D r a c a r y s.”

adaaar:

"so what are you up to?"

researching

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